yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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