Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
