what if I'm pregnant?
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First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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