idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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