So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just gargled with NyQuil
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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