You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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