Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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