Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you will always have a special place in my vag
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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