the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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