i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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