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is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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