Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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