so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I have aggressive nipples.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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