my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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