dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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