Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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