Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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