Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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