is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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