just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
