I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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