i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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