It's like God shit irony all over that family
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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