so explain again why im purple
no
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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