we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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