My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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