sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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