i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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