garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
everyone is single if you try hard enough
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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