think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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