I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Randomize
