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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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