Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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