quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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