he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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