why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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