Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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