so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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