THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sober January is a disaster.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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