I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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