We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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