You just made me feel so damn special
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
