Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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