Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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