I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
This is classic penis vs brain.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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