Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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