Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
honey bunches of taint.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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