Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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