We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I understand Curling. That high.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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