she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Congratulations! We have a period
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