She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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