3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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