quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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