2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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